Alanna Gibson

Nickname: Dr. Awol von Sprout/ Alanna Polamalu/ Little Miss Sunshine

Year Joined: 2007

First Skit Ever Written/Performed In: Don't Forget the Bolt-Ons

Recurring Character(s): None... Yet.

Pirate Theater (In a Word): Synovial Fluid- Why? idk, my bff Gill- I apologize, random happens.


If one were kidnapped and taken to West New York, they'd have no fucking idea where in the world they are- 'Cuba? Bolivar? I  didn't know there was a highway connecting the Caribbean and South America'